“The Battle of Bel Air” may not have been the best episode (or for that matter, had any scenes in Bel Air?), but it did have some good moments, including our best-ever miraculous bad guy crash survival!

There’s a plane, and it’s in sight–it’s “In Plane Sight” get it?? Because see, there are things that are in plain sight, and it’s one of those things, but being a plane, it’s a sort of pun, so we can say…

A mysterious bad guy carrying “The Maltese Cow” is being smuggled into LA via the Chinese Mafia (or something). Can the A-Team Fugitive Ninja Heroes beat’em? (Hint: of course!)

Face runs for Sheriff against a crooked counterpart! Will the ballot be “The White Ballot”?
(Seriously, you tell me–I have no idea what a white ballot is.)

In “Steel,” our heroes take on a rather atypical bad guy: organized crime. Will they be able to beat the mob?
Does a construction site have the ingredients for a tank? ;)

There’s “Water, Water Everywhere” except in this town, and at the bad guy’s house, and in the water delivery route, and…
Also, the town is literally named “Deadman”–ya didn’t take the hint??

Our heroes are the catch of the day, but “There’s Always a Catch” as we take a deep dive into this episode. Does it hook us in, or is it all wet? You decide!

Two words: Cabbage Cannon.
Seriously, if I didn’t need three lines so as not to crop the picture to the left, I’d be done. “Labor Pains” brings us one of my favorite tanks ever.

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It’s an 80’s Action-Classic-Western Special Feature Made-for-TV Movie! Why are you still here, did you not read that? Go watch “When You Comin’ Back, Range Rider”!