The team takes a vacation, the Facemobile gets captured, Decker brings the big guns, but there’s definitely no “Incident at Crystal Lake” or anything, so quit nosing around and mind your business.

Guess who this week’s villains are? Hint: it’s not crooked cops or drug dealers–it’s not even biker gangs. There’s “Trouble Brewing” as we pop the cap on a bottle episode. (Also: it’s Real Estate Developers)

It’s “Beverly Hills Assault” B.A.! It’s the B.A. you’ve been waiting for, Beverly Hills Assault B.A.! Beverly Hills Assault B.A. loves dress-up, he’ll be your best friend, and he comes with all the accessories you see here!

Murdock is kidnapped out of the VA Hospital by a pair of “Bounty” hunters. I realize this could be the second act of just about any episode, but then the team fights bad guys and wins! (See? I narrowed it down for you.)

What do we do to bad guys? Waste ’em! When do we do it? Every week!
What do we do to bad guys? Waste ’em! When do we do it? Every week!
What do we do to bad guys? “Waste ’em!” When do we do it?…

The episode is “Road Games” but the real issues are in Face’s home game. Is the Faceman losing his touch? Three tanks and two of the Big Three bad guys–Face may be losing, but we’re not!

Our “Moving Targets” are off to the Mediteranean for a regular 1930’s serial adventure. There’s a princess, a femme fatal, a plane crash, and plenty of automatic weapons to go around.

“Road Games” is another Football-reference title, despite the ep having nothing to do with Football. But don’t worry, as sure as there are evil Real Estate Developers to fight, there’ll be more Football eps, too!

Continuing my song theme for “Skins,” it’s gonna take a 747 to drag me away from you. There’s nothing that a hundred bad guys or more could ever do. I bless the guest star apes down in Africa…

In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade; and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him… The fighter still remains… the “Champ!”