What lies “Beneath the Surface”? Be it gold or other treasure? Be it Davy Jones’ locker? Yarrrr, no, it be the next episode o’ the A-Team. Unless it be sharks. Aye, it may be sharks.

Ready ore not, “The Duke of Whispering Pines” is solid gold from the golden era of television. B.A. sacrifices his heart of gold to help his high school sweetheart. The show may not be in 4K, but this ep is in 24K.

While we’re “Waiting for Insane Wayne”, just kick back and enjoy the ride ’cause the crazy train is goin’ all the way to the station, only stopping for petting zoos and fish canneries along the way.

If you’ve ever wanted to watch rednecks pull an armored car robbery montaged to music by Boy George (or “Cowboy George”, if you will), have I got the episode for you.

Fortunately, this isn’t one of those “Members Only” blogs. No sir, we let any old riff-raff in around here. Why, even you, dear reader, are welcome at the least exclusive A-Team blog on the web.

Once if by Commie Spies, twice if by Anti-missile Satellite. Give me Liberty or give me the A-Team Blog. Be ready at a minute’s notice because “The A-Team is Coming, The A-Team is Coming!”

It’s a Murdock episode! Murdock gives the ol’ “Wheel of Fortune” a spin, but nearly loses his turn. Solve the puzzle: Famous Quotes: “I LO-E IT W-EN A -LAN CO-ES TO-ET-ER”

We’ve seen someone other than Face get the girl. We’ve even seen people actually get hit by a bullet. But talk to “Uncle Buckle-up” because we’ve never seen anyone not emerge unharmed. Until now…

Apocalypse Now meets What About Bob? The girl is a mystery, the mystery’s afoot, and “The Doctor is Out” as we travel back to South America for our next adventure!

Your new neigbors are the A-Team! On the surface, this might seem like a good thing, certainly no “There Goes the Neighborhood” or anything. Well, not unless you replace “Goes” with “Explodes…”