Two words: Cabbage Cannon.
Seriously, if I didn’t need three lines so as not to crop the picture to the left, I’d be done. “Labor Pains” brings us one of my favorite tanks ever.

Hi, kids! Did you know that, every day, thousands of people watch awful TV shows that aren’t the A-Team? It’s true! Help prevent awful TV–watch “The Taxicab Wars” today! (PSA brought to you by Ra226)

It’s an 80’s Action-Classic-Western Special Feature Made-for-TV Movie! Why are you still here, did you not read that? Go watch “When You Comin’ Back, Range Rider”!

A human-trafficking bad guy has a “Bad Time on the Border” as the team delivers justice A-Team style (that means one-liners and explosions). Also, Amy’s hair.

We visit “The Only Church in Town” and learn a bit about Face. Murdock also teaches us Spanish. And the A-Team is working for itself this time around.

It’s finally Amy’s chance to shine! “Recipe for Heavy Bread” is a recipe for awesome for her-she flies the chopper and even uses a gun! Also, did someone order some bread puns? If not–d’ough!

Welcome back! Before we start “Diamonds ‘n’ Dust,” I know it’s been a while, so let me re-introduce to you the blog. We’re as crazy and fun loving as ever, and some of us are even sporting new, awful haircuts!

Our heroes re-visit memories of the war and deliver justice on some badder than usual bad guys. Not exactly “A Nice Place to Visit,” but it’s good they got there when they did.

Looks like “The Beast from the Belly of a Boeing” picked the wrong week to quit flying. Surely this episode wasn’t inspired by Airplane!, was it? You can tell me, I’m a blogger.

It’s a very special episode of the A-Team! Everybody loves a wedding episode–and who could forget the one where Face gets married! Our Face finally settles down, “Till Death Do Us Part.”