It’s “Beverly Hills Assault” B.A.! It’s the B.A. you’ve been waiting for, Beverly Hills Assault B.A.! Beverly Hills Assault B.A. loves dress-up, he’ll be your best friend, and he comes with all the accessories you see here!

Murdock is kidnapped out of the VA Hospital by a pair of “Bounty” hunters. I realize this could be the second act of just about any episode, but then the team fights bad guys and wins! (See? I narrowed it down for you.)

What do we do to bad guys? Waste ’em! When do we do it? Every week!
What do we do to bad guys? Waste ’em! When do we do it? Every week!
What do we do to bad guys? “Waste ’em!” When do we do it?…

The episode is “Road Games” but the real issues are in Face’s home game. Is the Faceman losing his touch? Three tanks and two of the Big Three bad guys–Face may be losing, but we’re not!

Our “Moving Targets” are off to the Mediteranean for a regular 1930’s serial adventure. There’s a princess, a femme fatal, a plane crash, and plenty of automatic weapons to go around.

“Road Games” is another Football-reference title, despite the ep having nothing to do with Football. But don’t worry, as sure as there are evil Real Estate Developers to fight, there’ll be more Football eps, too!

Continuing my song theme for “Skins,” it’s gonna take a 747 to drag me away from you. There’s nothing that a hundred bad guys or more could ever do. I bless the guest star apes down in Africa…

In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade; and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him… The fighter still remains… the “Champ!”

As me dear, departed father used to say, “Son, there be nothin’ so fine as watchin’ an episode o’ the ol’ A-Team.” Might yeh take a moment o’ your time and watch “The Big Squeeze” on this fine, fine day, sir?

I’ve crunched the numbers. It’s not quite as cheap as the price of a “Cup A’ Joe”, but if you gave up that daily coffee habbit for a year, you could hire at least one member of the A-Team for a day. Who would you choose?