We split the party, break causality, I solve word problems like a champ, and conclude logically that the A-Team has managed to “Breakout!” of our space-time continuum. All just a normal day with The A-Team.

B.A. leaves the show, Face falls in love, we ditch The Van in the drink, Murdock takes up fashion design, and we get to see some high-tech “Hot Styles” of 80’s cars on the computer. (All of that stuff is technically true.)

“The Bells of St. Mary’s” trades a perfectly good tank buildin’ montage slot for an 80’s pop song act. Now I’m not saying this was a bad trade… well, yes I am. I want my tank!

This is the cigar-smokin’-est episode yet! “The Sheriffs of Rivertown” are in town, and I counted 12 separate cigars this ep. 17 if you include the ones in the intro credits. Remember when smoking was cool?

This ep is ripped right out of a modern day conspiracy plot! We’ve got fake news, the return of an old enemy, and plenty is not what it seems. The A-Team faces a “Showdown!” –against themselves!

Wow, there’s so much happening on “The Island!” Murdock blows his cover, another person is actually hit by a gun, there’s a Bond villain who’s also a Big Three (Drug Lord!), and, oh yes–look, another Tank!

There are some episodes where it’s difficult to choose a feature picture. Maybe there are many good ones, or maybe there are none. Then there’s “Trouble on Wheels.” The feature image was no trouble at all.

What could “Double Heat” stand for? There were three disguises, but only one flip. No flight, not even a tank… I’m having trouble figuring out just what was double. Going with quotes.

The second of our duo of one-word titles, “Timber!” takes place in beautiful northern California, where we help a nice lady with very inconsistent hair defeat an evil union.

One of our Big Three 80’s villains are back! We’re fighting fire fighters–with “Fire!” And bullets. And actually fire fighters aren’t one of the Big Three. Man I’m bad at this–but at least they’re not bread puns, right?